Arffirmations

Yes, you're spiritually enlightened.But is your dog?With Arffirmations, any dog—of any age, breed, or gender—can attain the same level of personal enlightenment and metaphysical peace that, until now, only humans could enjoy.Simply present Arffirmations to your dog and allow the animal to read them at his or her own pace. In as little as a week, your pet will experience a new reality. A reality of wisdom. A reality of radiance. A reality of joy. Really.In these pages your pet will find a wide variety of inspiring meditations, including:· Arffirmations for Attracting and Accepting Food· Arffirmations About Attaining Enlightenment· Arffirmations of Self-Love and Self-AcceptanceTo all owners who want their dogs to live with the fullest possible awareness of Life…And to all dogs seeking the wisdom and peace that can only be found in the deepest appreciation of one's place in the cycle of Waking, Eating, Sleeping, and Barking One's Brains Out…We present: Arffirmations

About the Author Ellis Weiner and Barbara Davilman are the authors of Yiddish With Dick and Jane, Yiddish With George and Laura, How to Raise a Jewish Dog, and How to Profit From the Coming Rapture.Ellis Weiner is also the author of The Joy of Worry, Drop Dead, My Lovely, The Big Boat to Bye-Bye, and Santa Lives! Five Conclusive Arguments for the Existence of Santa Claus.Barbara is the editor, along with Liz Dubelman, of What Was I Thinking? --This text refers to an out of print or unavailable edition of this title.