The New Mrs D

By Heather Hill

Deal Ends: Sun 12th July

The New Mrs D: An Amazon No1 Best Seller."After The Midnight Library, The 5th Woman, and Olive, Again... Meet The New Mrs D – The Sharp, Heartfelt and Uplifting Reinvention of a Woman Breaking Free.'Wine-spittingly, chocolate-chokingly brilliant! Hill is the Tom Sharpe of her era! Genuinely laugh out loud funny with great writing and a plot to keep you hooked. Buy it, read it - but if like me you are of a certain age, do so with an empty bladder." – Amanda Prowse, author of The No Greater Love series.Four days into her Greek honeymoon, Bernice Dando wakes up to a devastating reality. Her new husband has an online porn addiction that has numbed him to real-world intimacy. Refusing to be gaslit, labelled as "frigid," or told she is overreacting, Bernice chooses a bold path. She sends her new husband packing.Left with a two-week romantic itinerary meant for a happy couple, Bernice decides to tackle it all alone. What follows is a chaotic, brilliant and riotous reclamation of independence. From triggering a Greek fish explosion to spontaneous nude karaoke, Bernice's holiday devolves into a series of farcical, larger-than-life misadventures. Beneath the laugh-out-loud chaos, Bernice quickly remembers exactly who she is outside of trying to fix a broken man.But when he tracks her down begging for a second chance, Bernice faces a life-altering choice: does she return to the comfortable numbness of her old life, or continue to embrace a bold, authentic and entirely new adventure?A riotous, laugh-out-loud non-romantic comedy for fans of women’s fiction, midlife reinvention and that unapologetic, escapist romp your inner child's been missing. It's a irreverent, fast-paced, British farce packed with double-entendres and camp, chaotic energy.The Vibe: Shirley Valentine meets Absolutely Fabulous with a modern, empowering twist.It is a story about one woman's midlife awakening... on her honeymoon alone."The New Mrs D is a refreshing, sharp-witted and empowering romp that reflects real life, delves into unspoken about subjects and slaps the reader in the face with honesty." Fleur Ferris, author˃˃˃ Praise For The New Mrs D"Ms Hill whisks off to the Greek Islands for a colourful adventure. She takes us on a sensory journey where we soak up the hot sun, drink in the fragrant wine and cradle our temples as Binnie flings her flip flop at us from a speeding scooter" ”" Talesfromabruceeyeview"The perfect setting for a hilarious update to Eat Pray Love" - Tara Gladden, Cornerstones'This book would do well on your Kindle as a fairly light summer read with a little discussion of more serious issues. You can’t call this “chick lit” – it’s way better than that. Take a look.' - AMAZON VINE VOICE REVIEWInternational Praise For The New Mrs D'Watch out Jane Green and Helen Fielding! There's a new novelist from your side of the pond.' - Annie McDonnell, Chick Lit Plus'The New Mrs D by Heather Hill had me laughing from page one. The book is so engaging that I stayed up all night to read it - I downloaded it at 10.30 pm and just kept reading. To say it grabbed me by the short and curlies is an understatement! I totally identified with Binnie and so "got it". Heather's light, chatty writing style is refreshingly "real" and she has all the hallmarks of a truly great story teller.This is a woman's story. It's hysterically funny, empowering and truthful.I hope we see more excellent stories from Heather Hill - anyone who can make me laugh in the opening paragraph and maintain it, has my undivided attention. She's a gifted author.This book could so easily become a box office smash. I hope someone decides to make The New Mrs D into that film.'Claire Smith - 1st Assistant Director @ GFox Productions