The Headless FloridaMan

By Joel Spriggs
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Description:

Headless horrors & high jinks! Get a 'slice' of comedy with The Headless FloridaMan Dare to dive into the sidesplitting terror of "The Headless FloridaMan"? In a bizarre tale where the legend of Sleepy Hollow crashes into a Floridian trailer park, this horror-comedy novella delivers a gut-busting twist on a classic story. When five tweakers commit what they think is the perfect crime, they soon find themselves hunted by a headless foe with a penchant for dark humor and vengeance. Prepare for an uproarious escapade as each page bursts with slapstick wit, foolhardy characters, and the kind of scatological humor that would make even a teenage boy cringe with delight. With a sprinkling of toilet jokes, foul language, and crass humor, "The Headless FloridaMan" is unapologetically bold and shamelessly entertaining. But beware, this isn't just a headless man on the warpath; it's a resurrected menace armed with a plumber's courage and a dash of supernatural mystery. So, if you're in for a laugh, a scare, and an all-around wild ride that redefines "Dude-Lit," then it's time to meet "The Headless FloridaMan." Grab your copy today and join in on the chaos that only Florida—and an axe-wielding specter—can conjure up!

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