The Foul Mouth and the Fanged Lady

My name is King Henry Price.Yes, really. Don’t blame Mom, she was already a little Anima Mad by the time I was born. See, world ain’t as simple as you mundanes think it is. Whole lot more complicated, whole lot more messy, whole lot more foul.Got your Vampires, not the sparkly pretty boys you’re expecting from romance covers, but blood parasites living in a human shell. Just waiting to cut your skin open and suck you dry from the inside out. Got your Weres, not a hunk among them and gangsters and thugs every one, transform into whatever the idiot first made their Totem decided to sacrifice, be it coyote, wolf, tiger or even your momma’s Shih Tzu.Last, you got your mancers. That’s my group of misfits and malcontents. I first heard of the Mancy when I was fourteen. Smiling blond woman came to recruit me and I was insistent I'd be going nowhere. But when she walked on through my locked bedroom door like it wasn’t there, even a jaded, pugnacious, teenage punk like King Henry Price had to give the sales pitch a second thought.Got trained, seven years at the Institution of Elements, or the Asylum as the student body calls it. I’m a geomancer, special kind of geomancer called an Artificer even. After graduation I made a deal with that same recruiter and opened my own Artificer shop, making magical items of power for all comers, be they Were, Vampire, or Mancer.What I didn’t sign up for was a vampire named Annie B coming into my shop and kidnapping me. Never trust the pretty ones, especially the pretty ones want to eat on you.

THE KING HENRY TAPES

Book 1 - "The Foul Mouth and the Fanged Lady" (released)Book 2 - "The Foul Mouth and the Cat Killing Coyotes" (released)Book 3 - "The Foul Mouth and the Troubled Boomworm" (released)Book 4 - "The Foul Mouth and the Headless Hunny" (released)Book 5 - "The Foul Mouth and the Mancy Martial Artist" (released)Book 6 - "The Foul Mouth and the Pit of No Return" (released)Book 7 - "The Foul Mouth and the War to End All Wars (forthcoming)Book 8 - "The Foul Mouth and the Most Obvious Trap" (forthcoming)

MancyVerse Moments

King Henry and the Three Little Trips (released)Assault on Dread Fortress Paine (released)Glassbreaker Goes Home (released)The Everchanging Dilemma (releasing Feb 15th 2022)Vicky von Welf and the Mancy Masquerade (forthcoming)