How to Fight a Bear… and Win by Bathroom Readers’ Institute book cover

How to Fight a Bear… and Win

By Bathroom Readers’ Institute
Regular Price: $9.99
Today: $1.99
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Description:

A humorous guide to surviving in the wilderness, that also might make you want to avoid the wilderness forever.For more than twenty-five years, Uncle John's Bathroom Reader has helped you learn amazing things you didn't know. Now, Uncle John will show you how to do things you didn't know how to do . . . and probably should never, never, never actually do, unless you're in a survival situation and really, really, really need to do. It's How to Fight a Bear . . . and Win. A new approach to survival guides and how-to books, this book provides step-by-step instructions for how to make do in any rugged terrain. But if you're expecting "how to start a fire," think again. This isn't the kind of book that will tell you how to make a fire by rubbing two sticks together—it will tell you how to make a fire using a car battery. It will also tell you:·       How to swing from a vine like Tarzan·       How to land an airplane in an emergency·       How to fight a bear . . . and win·       How to perform emergency surgery in the woods·       How to identify what insects you can—and cannot—eat And lots, lots more

“Fiction can show you a different world. It can take you somewhere you've never been. Once you've visited other worlds, like those who ate fairy fruit, you can never be entirely content with the world that you grew up in.“

Neil Gaiman
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