If Cats Disappeared From the World

Author: Genki Kawamura

Category: Humor

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Deal starts: January 18, 2023

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The international phenomenon that has sold more than two million copies, If Cats Disappeared from the World--now a Japanese film--is a heartwarming, funny, and profound meditation on the meaning of life.The young postman’s days are numbered. Estranged from his family and living alone with only his cat, Cabbage, to keep him company, he was unprepared for the doctor’s diagnosis that he has only months to live. But before he can tackle his bucket list, the devil shows up to make him an offer: In exchange for making one thing in the world disappear, the postman will be granted one extra day of life. And so begins a very strange week that brings the young postman and his beloved cat to the brink of existence.With each object that disappears, the postman reflects on the life he’s lived, his joys and regrets, and the people he’s loved and lost. This timeless tale from Genki Kawamura (producer of the Japanese blockbuster animated movie Your Name) is a moving story of loss and reconciliation, and of one man’s journey to discover what really matters most in life.

Dave Barry’s Greatest Hits

Dave Barry’s Greatest Hits by Dave Barry

Author: Dave Barry

Category: Humor

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Deal starts: January 14, 2023

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When Dave Barry is on the loose, no one is safe!
What Dave Barry did for the men’s movement in his Complete Guide to Guys and for foreign relations when he did Japan he now does for . . . everything in America. The rapacious observer of Tupperware ladies and leisure concept salesmen sounds off on:
Football—Football is more than just a game. It is a potential opportunity to see a live person lying on the ground with a bone sticking out of his leg, while the fans, to show their appreciation, perform “the wave.”
Sailing—There’s nothing quite like getting out on the open sea, where you can forget about the hassles and worries of life on land, and concentrate on the hassles and worries of life on the sea, such as death by squid.
Gambling—Off-Track Betting parlors are the kinds of places where you never see signs that say, “Thank You for Not Smoking.” The best you can hope for is, “Thank You for Not Spitting Pieces of Your Cigar on My Neck.”
“The good news: he’s funny as ever. The bad news: the book is only 304 pages.”—Los Angeles Daily News

We Must Save Jepson!

Author: Mark Petersen

Category: Humor

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Deal starts: January 08, 2023

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Britain's Greatest Bumbler and His Extraordinary African Expedition:Suspense! Murder! Tea breaks! In this hilarious historical thriller, H. R. Huxtable sets out to rescue a British outpost. Someone has ventilated his tent with bullet holes. But despite harsh jungle, cannibals, an oversexed female, and his own unhinged troops, he will succeed. Er ... won't he?

We Must Save Jepson! is a satirical romp through the Victorian era of exploration and expansion, wherein our hero discovers hitherto unknown depths of character despite the self-satisfied arrogance of his age.

Braineater Jones

Braineater Jones by Stephen Kozeniewski

Author: Stephen Kozeniewski

Category: Humor

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Deal starts: January 06, 2023

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No memory. No pulse. No clue.
The undead private eye everybody calls “Braineater Jones” has an axe to grind. Somebody plugged him and dumped his corpse in a swimming pool.
Worse yet, his memory’s gone. He has no idea who killed him or why.
But he’s damn sure going to find out.
With a smartass severed head as a partner, Jones hangs up his shingle in the city’s undead quarter. When he’s not solving cases (poorly) Jones is always looking to keep his flask full.
Prohibition is in full swing, and the dead need alcohol to function. Without liquor they become mindless, flesh-munching ghouls. (In a word: braineaters.)
Everything will probably be fine. The investigation into his own murder probably won’t point Jones toward the city’s most important bootlegger.
And even if it does, it’s not like he’ll risk cutting off the hooch just to seek justice for himself, right? No one man’s life is worth unleashing a cannibalistic orgy of violence. Right?
Cracking this case will be a tall order, but one thing’s for sure: whatever happens, Braineater Jones isn’t getting out of this one alive…

“S” Is for Stupid

“S” Is for Stupid by Leland Gregory

Author: Leland Gregory

Category: Humor

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Deal starts: January 03, 2023

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An A-to-Z treasury of dumb, disastrous, and hard-to-believe human behavior from the New York Times-bestselling author of Stupid History!
 * A doctor’s actual diagnostic notation: The patient is married but sexually active.
* “Shooting Reported at Firing Range” —The State, Columbia, South Carolina, August 4, 2006
* Arrested for public urination in Bowling Green, Ohio: Mr. Joshua Pees. —The Sentinel-Tribune, Bowling Green, Ohio, September 5, 2001
From absurd 911 calls to presidential philosophizing and foolish felons, Leland Gregory generates the best laughs by exposing the worst of human nature. This best-of collection features fifty percent new material and fifty percent fan favorites, arranged alphabetically by topic. And because the stories Gregory chronicles are just that unbelievable, each anecdote, quote, or factoid is presented with relevant background information, including its verified news source.

I Love Rock ’N’ Roll

I Love Rock ’N’ Roll by Tamie Dearen

Author: Tamie Dearen

Category: Humor

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Deal starts: January 03, 2023

Deal ends: January 03, 2023

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Two little mice got her into my arms, but how can I keep her there?
WEST
Even soaking wet, Harmony Rivers is about the most adorable woman I’ve ever laid eyes on.
Too bad she's fake-dating my rockstar brother.
Oh, and that kiss was an accident... both times!
HARMONY
I've fallen for West, but he's been avoiding me ever since our stolen kiss.
Probably because I'm a terrible kisser!
But I'm reading a magazine article to learn some new techniques...
GEEBEE
These two are so clueless. They'll never find true love without a little help from Grandma!
You'll love this laugh-out-loud romantic comedy from USA Today bestselling author Tamie Dearen!
Read West and Harmony's story, now!
This heartwarming, rockstar romance is the first of the Underground Granny Matchmaker romantic comedy series. Lighthearted, fun-filled stories of finding love with a little help from grandma!