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Description:
At last, the book that answers the question on every parent's mind: Why does my toddler hate me?
Okay, it's not really hate. It's just that a little psychopath who walks through life 100% convinced that he or she is the center of the universe does not care that you have a heart, a mind, or a soul. You are simply a skin-covered robot tall enough to reach the candy on top of the fridge. And clean up the rage-vomit when you make the fatal mistake of cutting off the crust on your toddler's toast. (Or not cutting it off—seriously, you can't win.)
Includes:
The theory of toddler evolution
Mealtime (AKA Hell)
Your unraveling life
And how not to die inside
Read this book whenever you feel the urge to drop off your three-year-old at the nearest 7-Eleven with a sippy cup and a duffel bag full of clothes.
“Fiction can show you a different world. It can take you somewhere you've never been. Once you've visited other worlds, like those who ate fairy fruit, you can never be entirely content with the world that you grew up in.“
Neil Gaiman
The View from the Cheap Seats
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